Monday, August 31, 2015

We Want More Rumsfeld



Could the White House have hosted a more ridiculous representative that was any more hated than Donald?

Let's Vote Now!
With his scrunched up, scowling face, he spouts incendiary lies that question the patriotism of the folks the question his supreme authority.



If this is the best our federal fascists can do to help keep Republicans in the house and senate in November, I say give us more.

If you haven't seen the Olberman commentary on Rumsfeld's speech, it's a must-watch/read. Check it out here. It's about time the media started calling a spade a spade.

Current Knitting
I made some additional progress on the new lace stole, and it's continuing to look lovely. I'll post pictures in my next blog entry.

Other Fiber Activity



Yes, the bobbins on the Robin wheel are empty, and this can only mean one thing.

The neverending bag is finished!

Yes, I'm finished spinning all the Romney-like fiber I got from my sister-out-of-law.



I've labeled each ball with the total length, weight and grist (yards per pound). It all comes to just about four pounds of yarn and about 4,000 yards. At about 1,000 yards per pound (on average), I've got a pretty standard worsted weight yarn to work with.

Now I just have to make a decision on what exactly to do with two large sweater's worth of yarn.

Readers' Comments/Questions
Rachel asks, "I can't find your patterns in The Knitting Vault web site. Under what name should I look?"

As Barb noted later in comments, the designer name is under DoublePointed, but you should also check out Lucy Neatby's designs. I've bought a few of her patterns already, and will probably get more, especially if she publishes a beaded scarf that she was designing when I met her...it was being knit on the bias. How about it Fredda, is Lucy going to publish that design on the vault?

kathy notes, "That yarn looks amazing, amazing. Is it a little furry?"

Yes, the yarn is lofty and soft and has a bit of a halo. Not enough to detract from the lace pattern, even without blocking.
Quick Follow Up

Recently, I mentioned that Kaffe's most recent quilt book, Quilt Road was out and available. Had I known that the Museum Quilts would be out so soon, I would have waited before posting about either.



Again, both can be ordered on Liza's site for immediate shipping. I guess being friends with Kaffe gets your books delivered faster.

Current Knitting
I'm now at row 89 of 101 rows for the first set of color blocks on the Vineyard Throw. I might even get to change colors tonight or tomorrow if things go well.

I figured I should at least mention knitting, since it is still a knitting blog

Worth It?





Would the site of this in the stall next to you make you want to give up your life as a respected senator?

He's Cute, But...
...yeah, not that cute. I'll keep my job as senator, unless this guy decides to become a mass murderer...you know how much I crave male mass murderers.

This is Sgt. Dave Karsnia, the man that enticed Senator Larry Craig to do things in a Minneapolis airport men's room. While the two men disagreed about what happened in the bathroom, the honorable senator entered a guilty plea for disorderly conduct. If you have time, check out the official report that Sgt. Karsnia filed, to which the honorable senator admitted by pleading guilty.

Current Knitting
I wasn't overly ambitious in my knitting the last couple of days, but I was still able to finish the first sock in the second colorway of the Kaffe Regia yarn.



I was hoping more leg would satisfy enough readers that no more knitting would be necessary.

Current Reading
I was able to finish my latest book by Patricia Highsmith, Ripley Underwater. Another book in Ms. Highsmith's series of books detailing Tom Ripley from The Talented Mr. Ripley, this book details his time living with his wife in a beautiful-sounding town in France. I must admit, I'm getting kind of tired with these stories of a man constantly threatened by the possibility of his past rearing its ugly face, but I will never tire of how wonderfully Highsmith writes.

Readers' Comments/Questions
Concerning Larry Craig, Kathy writes, "And I don't like that his primary message has been to deny homosexuality rather than address the charge against him: lewd public behavior."

This is an excellent point, and I appreciate you separating these two issues that most media, and myself have kept entwined. His "disorderly conduct" wasn't being a homo.

What Will It Take


Conservative blowhards are still continuing to find fault in everything the U.S. President is doing, despite the fact he seems to have been doing a MUCH better job than his predecessor.

The Berating Just Keeps Coming
Do you think conservatives will ever take a step back, do a pragmatic comparison of this president's accomplishments and admit perhaps he's not been a terrible blight on this county up until now? My favorite laughable complaint I've heard from Republican senators is how programs like the "cash for clunkers" program will grow the economy on the backs of our children and grandchildren by leaving them an outrageous national debt. I hate to tell them, but their beloved Iraq war already had us in debt up to our eyeballs...re-invigorating the car industry, getting higher-polluting cars off the road and stimulating the economy might be something we'd really prefer to spend our money on...rather than trying to impose democracy in a place where we have no business being.

Will conservatives continue to focus all their efforts on looking for any possible reason for criticizing him?

At first, the new president had no "executive" experience (unlike the vast executive experience of the former Governor of Alaska) and would turn the country into a shambles while he learned on the job. That didn't happen

Then, the country was doomed because Obama and Pelosi would unleash their radical liberal agenda. That didn't happen.

Then, the terrorists were going to take advantage of a weak, inexperienced president. That didn't happen.

Then the entire economy was going to go in the toilet. That didn't happen. In fact, quite the opposite, the economy seems to have rebounded quite a bit.

I understand that the publicity whores like Hannity, Limbaugh and Coulter earn their bread and butter by coming up with these dire threats to our very democratic existence, but where are the level-headed conservatives who REALLY would like to see our country thrive? Are they all so desperately attached to the moniker of conservatism, that they'd prefer to see this president fail, just so they could get another of their guys in the White House?

Please, don't cut off our collective nose, just to spite our face, and maybe...just maybe, cut this president a little slack?

Current Knitting
I was able to finish the handspun pullover vest this past weekend.





I added a relatively simple collar (although it took two attempts) and I did an even simpler edging on the armholes.





Overall, I'm very pleased with how this came out. I was hoping that the yarn would have bloomed a bit more when I washed the garment, but it's a minor complaint compared to how nice the vest feels to wear.

Readers' Comments/Questions
Janet in Dublin writes, "Hi Joe - am curious about the Knitting Retreat in Seattle. Whereabouts is it going to be? I'll be moving to Ballard in October - too late for the retreat - and besides I'm a grandmother. Would like to meet some fellow knitters. Maybe you could have a unisex retreat."

The retreat is this coming Thursday through Sunday (I'll be flying out Thursday morning). I can't imagine I would ever attempt to compete with all the other unisex knitting retreats that already exist. Meg Swanson's Knitting Camp, or even the most recent huge Sock Summit that took place in Portland, Oregon do knitting retreats far better than I ever could. I'll let them do the unisex events and stick to my little niche in the knitting world.

Sunday, August 30, 2015

Bonehead Department of Transportation Ideas

Have you ever seen a bright red "Wrong Way" sign and worried that it applied to you?



Wrong-Way Signs
For non-U.S. readers, the braintrust that decides on highway signage in this country put "Wrong Way" signs on the on-ramps and off-ramps to many highways around the states. These signs are used to tell you that you've entered a one-way access ramp going the wrong way.

The stupid part about these signs is that they are posted between the on and off ramps, so they are visible to folks going both the wrong way and folks going the right way.

The secret to knowing if a particular "Wrong Way" sign applies to you, is that the signs always come in pairs, so if you see one of these odd warning signs on your left, you should quickly check to your right to see if you are about to have a head-on collision.

Current Knitting
I keep thinking that this current project doesn't require much concentration.

Why can't there be a "Wrong Way" sign for me when I start to make a mistake on one of the pattern stitches?

Again, last night, I had to rip back two rows before proceeding any further. I'm now at row 83 of 101 rows for the first set of color blocks. I have gotten very efficient at my ripping back by only ripping back the rows in the color block where the mistake is. Intarsia allows me to isolate the un-knitting and re-knitting to just the one offending block.

More Quilting
After my last post of the quilt, I was able to make some additional progress.



You'll notice that I'm trying to complete 3 nine-blocks at a time, and this time was no exception. I'm now up to 135 snowballs...isn't this moving along fast?

After consulting with my quilting guru and looking through all my Kaffe quilting books, I've decided that I will do a pieced border. I figure that since I'm quilting using Obscure's method of blinding the critics with busy designs and bright colors, adding more busy-ness can only make the final patchwork more interesting and bohemian and less subject to critique.

Readers' Comments/Questions
Kenny asks, "What inspires you to knit? What do you look for in the patterns you decide to knit? Is the vineyard throw a sampler throw? Where did you get the pattern?"

Inspirations include any of the following:
- A new technique that I want to try
- A clever use of an old technique
- An appealing use of color
- Diverse pattern stitches in one design (to keep my interest)
- Complex pattern or colorwork
- Any overall successful design (that pulls together color, shaping and technique)
- Recommendations from trusted knit-friends

The Vineyard Throw pattern is a Design Source Collection pattern from a small booklet called "More Throws 1" by Judith Shangold that I purchased at Simply Knit when it was still open.

Franklin wants to know, "We didn't have any paste eaters, but I do remember girls using Elmer's glue to make fake long fingernails. Did any of you? Including Joe?"

I never realized this was an option, else I probably would have attempted it. Does it count that I made rubber cement snot-balls?

Saturday, August 29, 2015

Such Excitement



Isn't it great when a new design project starts to work right from the start?

Black Bunny Hopalong
Not fond of the name. Not fond of knit-alongs. But I am incredibly glad I was convinced to participate in this project.

I decided to use a huge hank of laceweight yarn that I bought from Carol a while ago.



Just winding this ball took about 15 minutes of constant winding.

I selected three lace patterns from Barara Walker's second treasury and did the math and before I knew it, I had finished 37 rows of my new lace stole.



The bottom few rows in light gray are just a few rows of stockinette that I'm using as waste yarn/provisional cast on. On each side, there will be a border of more solid lace, and in the center, a looser, more open lace pattern.

Here's a closeup.



I'm really loving knitting this. The yarn is soft and gorgeous, the color differentiations are perfect for this pattern, and the pattern stitch is interesting, but not overly complex.

This will be my next published pattern on The Knitting Vault.

If you want to see a little more detail on how I started this project (plus all the other blog posts from Black Bunny Hopalong folks), check out the Hopalong Blog.
Back To School

I was always one of those kids that was glad to be going back to school.

Grade School Memories
I have very fond memories of those first days of the school year.

All the changes of a new year to get used to. Deciding which of my two new pairs of pants that I would wear, remembering to take my lunch money, wondering if I was standing at the correct corner for my bus stop, wondering who would be waiting with me.

Of course, I'd be carrying the nice, clean, three-subject, spiral notebook that held way more promise than I would ever deliver.

But the strongest memory of the first day back at school were the smells, such as the initial smell of floor wax upon entering the freshly clean entry hall, or the dusty chalk smell in my new homeroom. I could inhale the pink, rubbery smell of a new Eberhard eraser for hours. The strongest of smells was always in the cafeteria where no amount of industrial cleaner could cover up the lingering aromas of thousands of hot lunches combined with a faint smell of sour milk.

Very fond memories indeed.

Current Knitting
I tried to put in a little extra effort this weekend, so that the promised progress picture of the Vineyard Throw might look at least a little different than the last picture.



I was honestly hoping to get to the next row of color blocks, but I kept making stupid mistakes and having to rip out and re-do. I'm up to row 79 of 101 rows for the first color blocks.

Readers' Comments/Questions
Michelene notes, "I can never make all the corners line up when I sew or quilt. I pin, I baste, and they still don't match up. Drives me nearly as batty as counted cross-stitch."

If you were to look closely at my patchworking so far, you'd see that my corners don't match up either. I've gotten good at figuring out how and where to fudge a little. A couple of times I've been holding up the work so far, and noticed a seam that didn't quite hold together. It's a good thing that the fabric does so much of the work.

I also forgot to mention that when I went to Liza's for more fabric, she had a supply of the newest quilt book using Kaffe's fabrics, Kafee Fassett's Quilt Road.



Even if you don't quilt, this book is amazing eye candy, and it's not even as good as the Museum Quilts book that is due out in a week or two. Both are (or will be) available on Liza's web site along with any of the fabrics used in the book. Quite amazing.

I Am Not Gay





...uh...yeah...right. Can't a man get any privacy in a public restroom anymore?

Hypocrisy
I actually feel sorry for Senator Larry Craig (Republican).

He clearly hates who he is, and has been a strong proponent for laws against all things he hates about himself.

Despite hating who he is, he can't stop doing what makes him who he is.

He's trapped himself in a dreadful life, and now it's all tumbling down on him.

On the positive side, he's at least helping to get Democrats elected, who like men like him more than he can like himself.

Current Knitting/Crocheting
I focused most of my energy on the crochet lace tablecloth, and got quite a bit done.



You can see I've been able to finish 21 pattern repeats, and I even started to make some of the filler stars, although I didn't get them all done in time for blog publishing today. Just think...only 119 more of these little stars!

I have been able to finish turning the heel on the first sock using the second colorway of Kaffe's Regia yarn.



I didn't think I'd like this colorway as well, but I was wrong. It is going to make a spectacularly good looking sock, that I can't wait to wear...even more so than the first colorway pair that I've completed.

As soon as I've finished this pair of socks, I think I'm going to make two additional pairs of socks, using the patterns in The Knitting Man(ual) by Kristin Spurkland. She has one pattern that actually uses a pattern stitch that I think will work with a man's sock, and also a great hiking sock in a heavier weight yarn.

Friday, August 28, 2015

Men's Knitting Retreats


It's been very satisfying to have helped start something that brought together communities of amazing guys.

Multiple Events
Ted came up with the initial idea of men knitting in the woods and ignited a mini-torrent of unleashed desire for community among male knitters.

We have already had two successful East Coast men's knitting retreats, and I just scheduled the third one for May of 2010 (from Thursday, May 20th to Sunday May 23rd), although registration isn't opened yet (we'll open it up in December).

WonderMike and Brian have organized two retreats now on the West Coast...the first one took place last year and the second one will be next weekend in Seattle. I'm flying out Thursday morning to finally get to meet and personally thank Mike and Brian for all their good work.

There was even a small men's knitting retreat in Australia a couple of months back.

Now Todd and Bill have created a Midwest event the weekend of November 13-15 near Chicago.

As my personal excitement grows about attending next week's event, it struck me how this idea was clearly "an idea whose time had come." While any of the event coordinators will tell you that it's a lot of work pulling one of these events together, they will also tell you that it's the guys who attend that make the events such a great time, and coming together to form this community is done effortlessly once the space for it has been created.

By simply identifying a community and offering them the opportunity to get together, the concept of Men's Knitting Retreats has really flourished. I couldn't be happier to have been a part of it.

Current Knitting
I finished knitting up the body of the handspun vest, and sewed up the side seams and the shoulders (actually, I did a three-needle bind-off on the shoulders).



The picture is a BlackBerry picture, so it doesn't show the details all that well, but it does PROVE that I finished the body of the garment. I ended up having to use some of the third hank of handspun yarn, and the color difference doesn't stick out in any offensive way given the tweediness and color gradations of the yarn/fabric. I'm very glad.

Now I just need to put a collar and sleeve-hole edgings onto it, wash and block it.

I'm thrilled I'll be able to show it off at the West Coast men's knitting retreat next week!

Readers' Comments/Questions
John asks, "What size needles are you using on the vest?"

I used US3 (3.25 mm) needles for the ribbing and I doubled the yarn in the ribbing, US4 (3.5 mm) needles for the body of the sweater. I'm thinking about using US2 needles and single strands of the dark handspun for the collar and sleeve-hole edgings.

Lillian asks, "Have you read the The Myth of the Paperless Office
book by Abigail Sellen and Richard Harper? Interesting discussion about the need of paper for some jobs, especially information-based job. It also puts out the idea that some tasks are better handled physically with paper rather than online."

No, but it looks quite interesting...I think it's funny that the book is available both digitally and on Amazon's Kindle
...is Amazon trying to disprove the myth? I have to say that there are some things where I find paper to be just a lot easier to work with...not sure if it's just my dislike of change or whether it is just easier.
Idiot's Work

I saw Liza this past Friday and mentioned that quilting seems to be moron's work. She reminded me I was well-qualified to do it.

Another Hobby Requiring Persistence
Like knitting, quilting doesn't take an enormous amount of skill, but it does take stick-to-it-iveness.

Once the basic design is in place, and the fabric has been selected, the cutting and sewing up part really doesn't take very much talent. Trust me on this, my sewing skills are not overly sophisticated...in fact, they're not at all sophisticated.

But fortunately, this quilt design requires that I sew straight lines, and that I've been able to handle. Just barely.

Quilting Progress
I have made quite a bit of progress on the quilt (quilting does seem to go faster than knitting).



I've completed a total of 108 snowballs so far and sewed them all together. I liked Liza's mother-in-law's comment when she looked at it and found out I was working to make a bed quilt. She said, "You've got quite a bit more work to do."

Current Knitting
I have done more work on the Vineyard Throw, but I realized the picture that I was going to post looked almost exactly like the last progress picture.

I'll post a progress picture later on in the week.

Readers' Comments/Questions
All of your requests for who's snarky made me realize I forgot to include a link in my last post that inspired the topic in the first place. And now I can't find it.

Okay, which of you knitting friends posted the link with bad vintage sewing and knitting patterns?

Coming Clean



Okay, I don't really find John Karr attractive...even a little.

In Fact...
...I've never seen pictures of a man who can look quite so sallow and clammy at the same time. I can't imagine what all the boy-whores in Thailand felt about having to touch his disgusting skin.

Fresh Air Fund For Ted Update
Thanks again to the amazing generosity of readers, we have reached our goal of $300 for Ted's visit to Rhinebeck.

As Rhinebeck gets closer, the goup of folks that goes each year will post a place where folks can meet Ted and any of the other members of our acerbic little group who will be there this year.

Thank you all for helping with this.

New Yarn Source For Canadians
Crazy Lady Barb has started her own web site, called Wild Geese Fibres (see, you can tell she's not American with her spelling of fibres) with some lovely looking yarns. The prices seem surprisingly inexpensive for such lovely fibers.

I need to find out if she ships to the states.

Current Knitting Crocheting
I did some additional work on the filet crochet, and I have to admit that without the written instructions, I would have been quite unable to do the design exactly as it is shown.



Mostly, filet crochet can be thought of as a grid of single chains of crochet going across and double crochets making up the vertical lines of the grid. The filled in blocks of the grid are just two extra double crochets.

However, this pattern calls for some odd combinations of chain 5's topped with chain 3, single crochet, chain 2's. These I never could have figured out from the picture.

I also did some additional work on the test-swatch of the corner-to-corner afghan stitch.



Even though I don't have enough yarn to ever make this into a full-size afghan (unless any readers have some discontinued yarn by Novita, called Florica in the colors of the afghan), I figure I complete a square as large as I can. If I can find some complementary colored yarns I'll try doing some border that will turn this into a full-size lap blanket or something.

Readers' Comments/Questions
Catsmum asks, "What gauge hook are you using for the filet and which thread?"

The hook size was easy, but the yarn size not so much. The hook is a steel Boye hook, size 7, which I believe is 1.65 mm. The yarn is an old leftover cone of yarn with an NM value of 2/28 (which I think means 28 meters for 2 grams of yarn, or 14 meters per gram). The content is listed as 50% CC and 50% SLKF, and was spun in Scotland by T&D.

Thursday, August 27, 2015

How I cured garter stitch border flip: another method for encouraging garter stitch borders to lay flat

7 illustrations, click any illustration to enlarge



Now the bands don't flip,
so jacket can be worn open
 Recently, I completed a lacy little jacket with garter stitch front bands. The pattern called for garter stitch bands knit "as you go."

Experience indicated that this design would end up with the bands flipping backwards as if on a lengthwise hinge, a situation I privately think of as a "flip hinge." Specifically, a "flip hinge" is always going to be created along the column where a garter band (border) meets a stockinette-type fabric.  Along this column, the garter stitch borders will fold back and flip so far under the stockinette fabric as to be invisible.  (This is not just true of front bands, as on this little jacket, but also true where ever a garter stitch border is called for--whether a sweater, scarf, shawl or afghan block.) 

In past posts, TECHknitting blog has offered two cures for this problem: zig-zag bands and facings. Both of these solutions really do cure flip. Yet, neither of these cures quite suited the style of the little lacy sweater.  There was significant shaping alongside the front bands, so the zig-zag method would not have worked, and a facing would have been too bulky for the style of the garment.  What to do?

Combining a couple of TECH-tricks resulted in a pretty good 2-part cure.  It's not perfect:  serious blocking was also required, and even now a very slight tendency to flip remains.  Yet the situation has been so substantially improved that the jacket can be worn open, as shown in the photo above. 

Intro
The first part of the cure involved advance planning.  As the garment was knit, the garter stitch border was lengthened to match the abutting stockinette fabric. The second part involved the finishing process--adding a column of stitches with a crochet hook all along the flip-hinge column, thus strengthening and neutralizing the fabric along this line. The blocking followed.

Why lengthen the garter stitch border? 
Do you wonder why lengthening a garter stitch band would combat flip?  Garter stitch is actually shorter, row for row, than stockinette.  In stockinette, the stitches lay smooth and long but in garter stitch the stitches are diverted into the thickness of the fabric. In other words, any one knitted stitch can either be thick or it can be long.  Because the stitches in a garter stitch fabric are busy being thicker, they end up shorter.

When a short fabric is knit row-for-row alongside a longer one, the shorter one (the garter stitch border)  pulls the longer one (the adjoining stockinette fabric) into a sort of a crescent.  This stress is one (but not the only!) cause of band flipping. By lengthening the garter stitch band of the little lacy jacket, this particular stress was removed, so there was less tension to cause flipping in the first place.

How to lengthen the garter stitch band: short rows
(Note that in all the below illustrations, the BLUE stitches are in the garter stitch band, while the RED stitches are in the abutting stockinette fabric.)

To lengthen, short rows were inserted on the jacket's garter stitch band after every 10th row, per the schematic below.  (This ratio has worked pretty well for me over the years.  Yet I have never actually taken the time to measure the length difference between stockinette and garter stitch fabrics.  Your experience may very well lead you to choose a different frequency at which to insert short rows into a garter band.)




Added short rows illustrated in white

For further information about short rows, here are two posts:  the first post covers the theory of short rows while the second post covers several different ways to make short rows.  The kind used on this project are called "wrap and lift," the third kind covered in the how-to post (scroll).The "wraps" were formed around the first stitch of the stockinette of the jacket front, NOT the last stitch of the garter fabric of the band.  In other words, the the band was always knitted full width.  

Sometimes, especially in a loosely knit work, merely lengthening the garter stitch band is so successful, that nothing more remains to be done to prevent flipping other than a serious blocking.  However, I was pretty sure that with this cotton jacket, more was required, so it was on to the second step--the stabilizing column of stitches. 

How to add the stabilizing column of stitches 
along the "mini tube" of the flip hinge
This step was done with a crochet hook and a length of running yarn.  It is essentially a trick of crocheting a column of slip stitches onto the column where the flipping wants to take place.

Specifically, the last column of the garter stitch front band where it meets the stockinette fabric of the garment is the column acting as the flip hinge.  If you poke at this column, you will discover this hinge column is actually a mini-tube.

This mini-tube in the fabric arises because the garter stitch is thick, but the stockinette is not.  Where a thick fabric meets a thinner one, the ladder from each row of yarn must be "drawn in" from the thicker to the thinner.  Because these ladders are being drawn in from the two opposite faces of the garter stitch fabric, one after another, they form this mini-tube.

The ladders of the mini-tube are illustrated in green below.

If you have a sample handy, you might like to poke a crochet hook into this tube and see for yourself.  Your set-up should look like the illustration below.




Mini-tube with crochet hook inserted

Once the crochet hook has been inserted into the ladders of mini-tube, the running yarn is drawn through the tube in a series of crocheted chain stitches, working down the tube, ladder by ladder.  If this makes no sense to you, no worries: step-by-step illustrated instructions follow.

The work is turned so that the INSIDE of the band is facing you, which means that the stockinette fabric facing you will be the PURLED face--the REVERSE stockinette on the inside of the garment.  As a result of turning, the blue garter fabric formerly illustrated on the right is now on the left. 

The crochet hook catches a loop in the running yarn, illustrated in gold in the picture below.



This loop is drawn downward THROUGH mini-tube, below the ladder in green marked "1."  Next, the crochet hook is pushed UP in the air on the OUTSIDE of the mini tube, so that it now passes in FRONT of ladder 1, with the golden loop remaining parked around its barrel.  In other words, the loop is parked around the hook barrel and therefore is forced to remain stuck in position below ladder 1, as shown, while the hook itself is free to rise up on the outside of the mini-tube, above ladder 1. Finally, the crochet hook again catches the running yarn.


The crochet hook is next pulled downward, taking the running yarn with it in a new loop.  The hook with its running yarn will pass in FRONT of ladder 1, and will pass through the first golden loop made, and will then be pulled BELOW the ladder marked "2."  

This second loop is again left parked around the barrel of the crochet hook just as the first loop was, while the hook is again pushed UP in the air on the OUTSIDE of the mini tube, so that it now passes in front of ladder 2. Again, the crochet hook catches the running yarn, as illustrated.


These steps are then repeated.  So, for example, for the next step, the crochet hook will form a new loop out of the running yarn--the third loop--and will again pull this loop down,  passing in front of ladder 2, through the second golden loop, and down below ladder 3, where it will again be left parked around the hook barrel, while the crochet hook again goes up the outside of the mini tube in search of the running yarn for loop 4.  

This action will be repeated over and over, each new loop drawn in FRONT of the preceding ladder and THROUGH the preceding loop--the new loop of running yarn therefore going through TWO loops each time--the old gold loop left parked around the hook-barrel and the next green ladder below.

At the end of this process, you will have two ends to work in, one at the top, and one at the bottom of each band.  However, these are easy to skim into the chain stitches you've made in the mini-tube. 




The added stitches
form a chain
All this crocheting eventually forms a continuous chain of stitches which runs lengthwise through the core and along the back face of the mini-tube.  In the photo to the left, the stitches of this chain has been picked out in gold highlighting, so that you can see what it looks like in the real world. 

By using your crochet hook to stuff these chain stitches behind and into the core of the mini-tube column, the flip hinge action of that column is pretty much disabled.  In other words, the golden stitches help prevent the flip action of the mini-tube column and therefore help prevent the bordering garter stitches from flipping back.

As mentioned above, this trick really isn't complete until you severely BLOCK the garment--without blocking, the golden stitches simply won't be sufficient to stop the flip.  However, with these stitches added, and with the blocking, the garter borders will lay, well... perhaps not perfectly flat, but a LOT flatter with a LOT LESS flipping than without the operation--flat enough to wear the garment open, at any rate, as shown by the opening photo.

One final note:  where the short rows are, the rhythm of the fabric is disturbed.  However, the mini-tube does continue through the disturbance.  This is because, as stated above, the band is to be knit full-width, with the wrap going around the first stockinette stitch, not around the last garter stitch.  If you poke around with your crochet hook, you will find where the tube continues, even through the disturbance.

Good knitting!  --TK

PS: (For a more in-depth view of the little lacy jacket, you can go to the Ravelry project page for the garment.) 

Striking Fear


The White House cattle prod for the last 8 years to get the American public to do what they wanted to was to instill fear. It has become less and less effective.

Now It's Back
The Democratic convention has brought fear back to inspire this country.

Fear of four more years of Bush/McCain policy.

Don't get me wrong...I'm terrified that McCain might actually get elected and continue the downward spiral this country has been on for the last 8 years. So fear is a strong motivating force for me. But I guess I just hoped I'd get to hear a more hopeful message rather than a less fearful one.

I truly think that Obama and Biden can make some urgently necessary changes in this country...I only hope they will.

Current Knitting
I mentioned the new project which is the Koigu Cross Stitch Scarf, done using Noro Kureyon Sock yarn.



I had forgotten how fun this pattern is to make (once you understand the instructions). It moves along so quickly and I love how it mixes colors. Here's a close up to show that pattern stitch a little better.



I'm not sure if I like how this is mixing the Noro colors, but like most Noro projects, I want to see it completed before I make a decision to rip it all out and make socks.

Wednesday is Flea Market Day!
On a recent trip to the local flea market, I found these two completely bi-polar knitting magazines from the same estate.



On the left is a funky sixties knitting magazine with ghastly color combinations and tightly fitting garments. On the right is an elegant example of Vogue Knitting magazine from 1956. Just to make folks long for the old days a bit more, the Vogue Knitting magazine has something like 80 projects in it...the cover price in case you can't see it was $.50.

Readers' Comments/Questions
superik(uh)nits writes, "Well it seems as if Nico has good taste at least. You should do an expirement and see if he'll lay on something made of acryllic or the such."

I like this idea. See if I raised my cat to be a fiber snob. I tend to believe he could probably care less what the fiber was. He'd probably roll on a Woolease garter-knit blanket if I was spending time with it like I was the lace. My guess is that he's more needy than tasteful.

Why I Love Knitting


Nothing else in my life gives me the consistent sense of accomplishment as knitting.

Pride of Accomplishment
It's an amazing thing to be able to create fabric. Persistently adding stitch after stitch to a swatch and watching it grow into something can be wondrous. It's even more amazing when you can shape that fabric into a garment...to creat a perfect neck opening, or to turn a perfect heel, or to execute a spectacular cable pattern. Then add colors to this process, and you have the perfect craft.

When it all comes together in exactly the right way, and you have combined all the components of a perfect knitted garment...the drape and hand of the fabric is just right, the fit, structure and shaping of the garment is exactly how you'd hoped, and the colors come together in a composition that is harmonious and beautiful.

How much better can it be than to look at such a garment, and say, "I made it."

I honestly believe this sense of pride in doing something worthwhile, is one of the major pieces missing from most folks' lives in society today. I believe that folks' drive to make money and have all the things that they think will make them happy, allow them to forget to take the time to appreciate the value that they can bring by doing a job they can take pride in.

I don't mean to get all Ayn Rand on your or anything, but for me, knitting gives me the opportunity to appreciate all that I've been able to do.

Current Knitting (and Crocheting)
I finished the first pair of Kaffe/Regia socks over the weekend, and I am very pleased with them.



Can you picture how spectacular it will be when my the gap between the bottom of my chinos leg and my shoe reveals a small portion of these amazing colors? I've already started the first sock in the other colorway, and I think I am going to be equally pleased with those socks as well.

I completed another few stars on the crochet tablecloth.



I was going to continue added to the row of two stars until it was as wide as I was going to make it, but the length started getting a little unruly. I can't imagine what it's going to be like adding sections to this tablecloth as it gets to be over halfway completed and more.

Readers' Comments/Questions
k writes, "And Joe, your sock are not identical. I so admire you. I cannot do that."

There are some patterned sock yarns that require the socks to be identical. I didn't feel as though this was one of them. Although, I really like how the toe of the next sock looks, so I may decide to make the second pair identical.

Wednesday, August 26, 2015

What Happened to a "Paperless Work Environment"?


Remember decades ago, when you were told that systems would be put in place which would completely eliminated the need to ever touch another piece of paper?

Imaging My Ass
And I don't mean on the copier machine at the annual holiday party.

Years ago, when "imaging" or scanning documents and storing them electronically was first widely publicized, companies all over the globe dreamed of the day where all documents would be viewed on a computer screen and forwarded at lightning speed to any destination an e-mail address would forward it.

Fat file folders of data would be sent off to a humidity-proof caverns deep under a mountain in Utah, never to be needed again unless magically called back for some legal case requiring a copy of the original.

I guess this vision has taken place in some ways. I like the fact that my monthly bank statements include imaged copies of processed checks instead of the actual canceled check. I like that my companies system for processing expense accounts allows me to fax them my receipts, and they get attached to an electronic expense account as an image. I like the fact that I can submit some of my tax returns electronically and "sign" them without the use of pen and paper.

But compared to the vision of a completely paperless environment, these little advances in imaging are woefully small.

It makes me think that most companies completely underestimated the complexity and/or cost of converting over to a "paperless" environment, and decided it wasn't worth it after all.

Current Knitting (and spinning)
I had run out of the bonus balls of black/lavender mohair blend from Mindy, but still had singles left of Carol's corriedale/cormo blend, so I broke into the black/green mohair blend roving from Mindy, so I could make enough yarn to finish the vest.



There was a lot less black in this fiber, so I'm hoping the lace-thin singles won't have that much impact on the resulting yarn...or at least not enough to be noticeable in the knitted garment.

Here is the plied yarn.





This is the third hank of yarn for the vest...I'm hoping I won't need to use too much of this third hank, since it does seem a bit brighter than the first two.

I started on the front of the vest (deciding to make a pullover instead of a button-up) and made quite a bit of progress.



I'm loving how fast this vest is knitting up...hopefully it won't be too warm to wear at Rhinebeck!

Tuesday, August 25, 2015

Resuming October 15, 2012

To those who have asked when TECHknitting will resume with the promised new material,  the answer is October 15.  See you then!

-TK
Knitting Cynicism

It never ceases to amaze non-knitters that the on-line knitting community can be edgy, volatile and yes, cynical.

Knitting Web Flavors
Early on, most on-line knitting communities tended to melt into the overall philosophy of the KnitList, which was "don't cause controversy", "don't rock the boat", "be nice". When those rules were broken by members, list members and list owners would either chide or calm or request or make rules to prevent the disquiet.

The rebels in those groups sent mini-grenades to generate some excitement, but after a while, even that got dull, so they created their own "flame" lists to take out their frustrations.

Then some blogs took up the call for more snarky, attitudinal commentary on knitting

I must admit that even I am amazed at the controversy that can be generated in forums focused on knitting.

Current Knitting
Completed a total of four rows on the current project this past week, and just had to un-knit the last row this morning as I realized I was on the wrong row in the pattern repeat.

Such are the dangers of trying to keep three or four pattern repeats going at once.

I'll put an updated picture in my next entry after I've done a little more work than three rows.

Other Weekend Fiber Activities
This past weekend, in addition to the quilt work and the knitting, I also got to do a little spinning.



You can see I've made some progress on the "nose crust" colored merino.

You can also see that the remaining roving is as big as a head of cabbage (and a large head of cabbage at that), so I still have quite a bit of work to do.

Readers' Comments/Questions
With regard to making purposeful mistakes, I have enjoyed the commentary.

My thoughts mirror mostly what Cynthia had to say, but I also liked the concept of false humility that Monika notes in her comments.

Marie asks, "Where can one get the pattern for your throw?"

The pattern is a Design Source Collection pattern from a small booklet called "More Throws 1" by Judith Shangold. I'm sure there are many sources you could purchase it from using an on-line search.

Is it Just Me...?



...or do other people find John Kars kind of sexy?



A Thing For Murderers
For long-time readers, you'll know that I have a thing for male mass murderers, and often, I will find them sexy or appealing in an odd sort of way.

Fresh Air Fund For Ted Update
Readers came through like gangbusters yesterday for our friend Ted.

We've collected a total of $215 so far, and most of the amounts have been $5, $10 or $20 contributions. Participating in bringing someone as talented as Ted to Rhinebeck has actually made the thought of Rhinebeck even more exciting. I echo what Bess said in comments yesterday.

Thanks to everyone who have donated so far, and we only have $85 more to go to meet the goal of $300 for Ted's expenses (fortunately, he's Canadian and modest in his costs, so he's taking a train...we like frugal Canadians). Please consider contributing if you can.








Current Knitting
It's dark and cloudy out again this morning, but I promised a picture of me in the Faux Rib pullover, so I had Thaddeus do the best he could with the camera.



The sweater is loose and drapey, like a sweatshirt, very soft and comfortable. The neck is also very open, which I think looks a little sloppy, but it is VERY comfortable. I attribute the drape of the sweater to the type of fiber (Blueface Leicester), and how I spun it...it's almost as drapey as alpaca, but not quite. The first time I put it on, it felt like slipping into a warm bath. This has already become one of my favorite sweaters.

Current Crocheting
Based on my adoration of tiny needles and excruciatingly small needlework projects, I had to try my hand at filet crochet. I selected a modest project, that had specific instructions for the entire project, from one of the vintage books I found at the flea market.



And here's what I've done so far.



I actually enjoy this work very much, and I could picture all my furniture and windows draped in this lovely form of crochet lace.

Give A Cheer


It's always been curious to me that despite how much I enjoy knitting, I'm always thrilled when I complete a project.

Almost Anyway
I finished all the knitting for the Promenade dans le Foret lace knitting piece, and it came out quite beautifully (if I do say so myself).



I usually begin by pinning out my lace dry onto towels and block it out as evenly as possible by adding pins and moving them outward until it's stretched pretty tight. I then spray it with water to get it completely wet and do the final stretching and blocking.

Two things prevented me from finishing the blocking this past weekend. First of all, Nico insisted on rubbing as much of his cat hair as possible on this fine piece of alpaca lace. When he started digging his claws into it, I had to remove him physically.



He always knows when he's being a devil cat.

The second issue was that I didn't have a spray bottle that I could use to wet the piece. I ended up just covering the whole thing with a bed sheet and I'll finish it next weekend when I get home.

Next Knitting Project
Inspired by the color of the Noro sock yarn and a project I saw on Ravelry, I decided to use one of the balls of Kureyon Sock to make the Koigu Cross Stitch Scarf (should it be called the Noro Cross Stitch Scarf now?)

I don't have a picture yet, but I'll have one in my next posting.

Readers' Comments/Questions
Thanks for all your comments on the man who is uncomfortable hearing about my gay things. It put the whole issue a much larger perspective for me, and I was glad to find it allowed me a lot more tolerance for the man.

I just hope he doesn't start flaunting his heterosexuality...don't you hate when they get all in-your-face about their sexual preference?